Midlife crisis
Pervert, a virus
Mum's scared, dad's upstate
Oh, wow, you're so mature for your age
Nymphets love you
Lost your job, talk of the town, it's true
Hands down this skirt
She don't need school, you're wise, she will learn

(Oh, silly piggie)
(Rolling in your own shit again)

Manky, abhorrent
Cradle me, my favourite parent
Feral, oh well
Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (You are)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (Yes, you are)

Repulsed, just scraping for scraps
Son saying: When I grow up, I'll be like dad
Dribbling in your crap, a pig in true form
Your life's fucking cold, young girls keep you warm

(Oh, silly piggie)
(Rolling in your own shit again)

Manky, abhorrent
Cradle me, my favourite parent
Feral, oh well
Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (Yeah, you are)
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel (Yes you are)

And sadly
It's just a little bit too late
Your clothes are clean
But you got a teenager for a date

Manky, abhorrent
Cradle me, my favourite parent
Feral, oh well
Write me letters down in your jail cell

Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel
Scumbag
Bottom of the barrel

I guess it's just too late
I guess it's just too lat
For you, my dear