(One, two, three)

You went in full tongue, uh-uh
Weirdly aggressive in a
Gross way, you say
Was that okay? And I said
Totally, gotta leave
My Uber's waiting for me
And then I smile and tell you bye, uh
Not gonna see you for a while

Or maybe never
'Cause I'm traumatized forever

(Like, fuck) why you such a bad, bad kisser?
(Yuck) no one wants a straight face licker
(Sucks) I know my standards are low
But that's a definite no
You're such a bad, bad kisser

(Ah) k-k-kisser
(Ah) such a bad kisser

I rinse my mouth
To get your nasty taste out
I'm sure you're nice
But your breath got hella spice
Honestly, kinda sweet
The way you came up to me
I swear I tried, but then I lied, uh
I told you call me up sometime

Or maybe never
'Cause I'm traumatized forever

(Like, fuck) why you such a bad, bad kisser? (no)
(Yuck) no one wants a straight face licker (ooh)
(Sucks) I know my standards are low
But that's a definite no
You're such a bad, bad kisser

(Ah) such a bad kisser (k-k-kisser)
(Ah) such a bad kisser
(Ah) kisser, when you're such a bad-bad kisser (k-k-kisser)
(Ah) such a bad kisser