I'm leavin' colorado in the mornin'
I'm headed for the shores of honolu'
I ain't got time to give you too much warnin'
My days of bein' cold are almost through

We'll have coconuts and mai-tais everyday
I'm soon to learn the kama'aina ways
We'll watch the humuhumunukunukuapua'a play
While i do the hula by the bay

I went on up to central but i didn't have no luck
It snowed three feet and my jeep got stuck
I head to rob a bank to get the money up to ski
Then i had a meetin' with a big hard tree