INTRO:
Ladies and ladies,
We've pitched a tent in the middle of a field for your entertainment.
Strip right down and step right up!
Join the carnal carnival!

CHORUS:
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world and the not so plausible
Look what we've got, under the big top.
All taking part in the carnal carnival
Nothing's wrong with a little curiosity
Indulge yourself in your own private fantasy
The fun house mirrors tend to exaggerate
Our plans for you are quite elaborate
You bought yourself a ticket so in you go
Now you're part of the show!

(CHORUS)

I'm sure you could tell by your stroll down the midway
Nothing 'round here gets done only halfway
The not so bearded lady and the giant clam
A 3 ring circus but a one night stand
Get all your kicks while you can
The greatest production on land!