When I was a young boy
I never thought it'd come to this
The scars all seem to heal
And soon all I feel is regret
And now I'm a grown man
I've lost it all again
But what I'll miss the most
Pay close attention while you get a look at this!

Yeah, look at this!
Then look at that!
And here's a hat!

This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thing!
But listen closely, maybe it explains everything!
The secret to bitcoin, computers and microchips
The key to the future
If you only look at this

Riches untold, you'll have dollars of gold
If you focus on me as the story unfolds

Look at this!
I hold the key to the mystery!
Look at this!
Look at nothing except for me!
Look at this!
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That was gibberish!
Blitzo, hurry the fuck up!
I don’t know how long I can do this

I'm gonna need another 60 seconds!
Aw fuck!

Okay, the thing I'm trying to say
I will say if you look this way

Uh, y’know, it’s, it's, uh
Just as-a Nonna Fizzarolli used to say
Puzza lasagna
Contorni, limoncello
Fortepiano
Buongiorno a la vongole
Luigi, Firenze, Bucatini
Cinghiale
Cinghiale!

So look at this!
Please look at this!
I am running out of places I can take this bit
So look at this!
Look at my face!
I regret every event that got me in this place!

This riddle song is driving me insane!
My exhaustion is audible
Now the ending is probable
'Cause' this ruse is impossible to maintain!

So fuckin'
Bye-bye!