I've got a lady doctor she cured a pain for free
I've got a lady doctor oh there ain't nothing wrong with me
I went in with a heart burn into the surgery
To my surprise two pretty eyes was running up and down me.
Said now be a patient patient stretch right out on that couch
Help yourself to the pills cure your ills
I'm never gonna square it on out.

Repeat chorus

Well all the cats said go see her its only just down the road
You go in with pneumonia come out with just a heavy cold
She wont give you no jargon no medical how-do-you-do
Well just get right down under that stethoscope
Baby let that lady mess on with you.

Repeat chorus

Ain't nothing wrong with
Ain't nothing wrong with me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh lady doctor yeah.