I was born under Soviet star,
But always wanted be a tsar,
But became a movie star,
Where the fuck is my mini-bar

I feel beautiful inside,
every time I reach the height of art,
I was born under Soviet star,
Where the hell is my mini-bar,

Where the hell Where the hell
Where the hell is my mini-bar
Where the hell Where the hell
Where the hell is my mini-bar

I wanted to change my life,
And to do the thing that's right,
But the bitches pressure me to
Drink and smoke and screw all night,
Drink and smoke, Drink and smoke
Drink and smoke and screw all night,
Drink and smoke Drink and smoke
Drink and smoke and screw all night,

I feel wonderful inside,
When I Drink and smoke and screw all night,
I was born to be a tsar,
But became a movie star
I was born to be *blah*
But became a movie star
All I wanted was be a tsar,
Where the hell is my mini-bar

Where the hell Where the hell
Where the hell is my mini-bar

Drink and smoke and screw all night,
Drink and smoke, Drink and smoke
Drink and smoke and screw all night,
Drink and smoke, Drink and smoke

I wanted to change my life,
And to do the things that right,
But the bitches pressure me to
Drink and smoke and screw all night