I've heard it called by different names
All over the world, but it's all the same
There's so many ways to make love
A million ways to make love
A million ways, I've been thinking of
Oh yea

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But there's only one way
There's only one way to rock

So many things can get you high
I'm gonna try em all just once before I die
And you can analyze this situation
To me it's all just mental masturbation

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Now quickly, check the hands on the clock
It's 8:05, it's time to rock
And this world can disagree
They don't understand how it can be
And it's not my point of view
It's a fact, and you know that it's true

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Crank up the drums, crank out the bass
Crank up my Les Paul in your face

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