Stranded in this place
Cannot move from here
Feel the pain and take it easy
Find your lover on TV

People cheating, faking kisses
Nothing's true, it's all made up
Fresh white teeth to show the whole world
Pete and Maureen, what've you done

I'm feeling like an old king
With no toys to go to war
The soldiers stay at home and
The world's in black & white

And Cecil loves his pastor
The sheeps they all gone mad
If you feel something, tell it
But be sure that you're on air

I'm feeling like an old king
With no toys to go to war
The soldiers stay at home and
The world's in black & white

And the best was in the back rows
Thirty blondes with one brain
Sitting in the kitchen's high stool
Writing lyrics to this song

I'm feeling like an old king
With no toys to go to war
The soldiers stay at home and
The world's in black & white