hey kids!
what's red and round
rolls around on the ground while giggling?
but then turns real sad all of a sudden
for no apparent reason?!

emo elmo
bumped his elbow
poor emo elmo!
i'll be your friend!

i said hey i remember you on sesame street
you were red and cute and moving to the beat!
shaking your booty all night long!
till mr rogers came on
but then one day i saw you down
i said, hey elmo why the frown!?
he said, i just really wanna be loved
and i love said, oh silly elmo, being emo... i wuv youu

the next day he called me up asked a favor
he said "please can you tell my neighbor
big bird, to stop being mean to me
it's making me, suicidal-e"
i said, sure i'll tell the dick
to get up his fat ass and stop talking shit
and emo elmo...he said i wuv you with all my widdle heart hehehe
and i was like awwwwwwwwwww

i just wanna be loved!