Wish I could call in sick today
Or simply tell them I won't stay
Cause I intend to let you down
Restore my pride and leave this town
In a few days I will breathe with two lungs

I don't believe in everything I do
I don't believe in everything that's true
Once I did believe in you

I know a thing or two about you
And you know a thing or three about me
Lately we have been itchy

The more you sell, the less I live
And even when you grunt I give
In a tasteless extra large
I nick a hundred from the harsh
Buy myself some lovely glitter varnish

I don't believe in everything I do
I don't believe in everything that's true
Once I did believe in you

I know a thing or two about you
And you know a thing or three about me
Lately we have been itchy