I had a quarter million of the most fabulous years
Took most of my life for me to find the right gear
And now we're celebratin' to a sudden halt
We got terminal velocity and it's all my fault

Oh, dearie, me
It's a crying shame
I'm guilt trippin'
In the outside lane

I did what I could, I tried to slam on the brakes
I can't find the strength, didn't have what it takes
I hear thunder, an avalanche wall
Apologise, it's all my fault

Oh, what a shame
If only I'd known
I'm guilt trippin'
On the last train home

They say two's company and eight billion's a crowd
I'll get it right next time, but it's too late now
All those locusts, famine and war
You never slept at night, it's all my fault