Everybody said: So man
You could see it on TV
They stood there amazed
With nowhere to go
Nobody wants them now
The kids are alright
Every day is a holiday
And pushin' people around

I'm making monsters for my friends
I'm making monsters for my friends

Someone caught one
I could see so myself
I had to call 254 so
They wouldn't blame me
They wanted to know now
How much trouble there was
When we asked our daddy he said
'It's just because'
I'm making monsters for my friends
I'm making monsters for my friends

I don't wanna open a can of worms
And I don't want any Spagetti-O's
And I could always tell when
Someone is holding a grudge

I'm making monsters for my friends
I'm making monsters for my friends
I'm making monsters for my friends
I'm making monsters for my friends