What would you do without me?
What would you do, boy?
What would you do without me when I'm gone?

I'd sell my car and hock my ring and go right out and hire B-Bing
That's what I'd do without you that's what I'd do

But tell me, what would you do without me?
What would you do, boy?
What would you do without me when I'm gone?

I've no trouble replacing you
I'd just go down to the nearest zoo
Oh that's what I'd do without you, that's what I'd do

We will be just like brothers, you and I
I'm for you, I'm for me
And I love you till I die

Oh what would you do without me?
What would you do, boy?
What would you do without me when I'm gone?

When my bank roll's gone and need some dough
You're always telling me where to go
See what you would do without me
What would you do

We will be just like brothers you and I
I'll go east, I'll go west
And I'll love you till we die

Oh what would you do without me?
What would you do, boy?
What would you do without me when I'm gone

I've been your stooge and been your clown
Who picks you up when you are down
Who had ten bucks and gave you nine
Who sticks by you come rain or shine

Always taking it on the chin
Who's always there who's a win
Who's always there, a regular guy

I'll love you till I die
Oh what would you do without me?
What would you do?