Well it ain’t like me to hang out here
I rarely touch anything stronger than beer
Fact is I never been in this bar alone no
But tonight my baby’s out with somebody new
So in case there’s any trouble I might get into
You better keep my keys and my cab fare home

I got too much blood in my alcohol level
You might as well bring that bottle to the table
I ain’t a gonna stop till I get the mixture right
I’m gonna drink that girl right off of my mind
Till I’m one shot short being over the line
I got too much blood in my alcohol level tonight

Well I know right now I’m still talking straight
I won’t be thinking bout what might a been not then
Act like a natural born honky tonk fool
Who don’t even know when to say when