We don't gamble
We don't do the stock exchange
We paint paintings
We write scenes for the stage

We will talk about welfare
We will talk about sex
Talk about the Pope in Prada shoes
Nobody gets upset

We're waiting
We're waiting for your call
We're against privacy

Forget ex-girlfriends
We want little governments
We tell stories
We want to get you to join in

Call us optimistic
We get the meanest looks
We are bar stool romantics
History books will show

We're sure that you'll agree