We're going out on Friday night; ( we know how to live)
Lagered up and looking right; (we know how to live)
Pull a bird at Benj.'s; take her home and do the biz
A little take, a little give; (we know how to live)

Bacon, eggs and tinned tomatoes; (we know how to live)
Mugs of tea, the sun and lager; (we know how to live)
Football on the telly, blue films on the vid
A little take a little give; (we know how to live)

And when it's all over
And I'm rattling on the gates of heaven
And Peter's there to ask me
Did you had a good time
I'll look back on the years
All the laughter and the tears
I'll say; Sid Vicious did it his way, I did it mine

Fifteen pints and half for the lady; (we know how to live)
Sunday roast with beer and gravy; (we know how to live)
You can stick your fancy French wines up you channel tunnel link
A little take a little give; (we know how to live)

And when it's all over
And I'm rattling on the gates of heaven
And Peter's there to ask me
Did you had a good time
I'll look back on the years
All the laughter and the tears
I'll say; Sid Vicious did it his way, I did it mine

Holidays with all the lads; (we know how to live)
Sun, sex, sea and duty free fags; (we know how to live)
A two week lager frenzy, and than back home to this
A little take, a little give; (we know how to live)
A little take, a little give; (we know how to live)