[phone rings]

C'mon...pick up man...
[phone rings again] Pssh...know you there, man...
[phone rings one last time, before phone picks up as Jay-Z's "Renegades" plays]

Hello...God?
Wassup man, it's Chamillionaire...
Chamillionaire!...Yeah, me...
I know we ain't spoke in a lil' bit...
Know I been too busy for you, but uh... I got a problem..
They say "Mo Money, Mo Problems" but, I ain't know it was gon be like this
I mean...I got people tryna sue me
I got groupies on me that never even met me plottin on me and tryna do me
And plus, I got a whole bunch of new friends
and people who never even knew me try to act like they knew me
I thought that this was gonna be the life, it's like you tryna fool me..
[thunderclaps, phone hangs up as dial tone is heard]

Hello...hello?
Aw, you serious?...
Guess I deserve that...
I'll call you back later...