Lady pass the aspirin, something’s gotta work
I know I did it to myself but man oh man it hurts
That second large martini, the one that went down real smooth
Set me on the bender with nothing left to lose

I just can’t apologize
For what I did to myself
My bed’s an ocean liner
And I can’t call for help

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girl’s got going and we had a munch
I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time
I’ll never have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girl’s got going and we had a munch
I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time
I’ll never have a liquid lunch

I think I’ve got the symptoms and many of them will leave
They think that it’s a party to laugh at all my greed
It must’ve been a doozy, I had 200 dreams
At least I found my pillow ‘cause I can’t find my keys

It’s hard to remember
All of the events
But I must’ve paid the tab
‘Cause all that’s left is 50 cents

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girl’s got going and we had a munch
I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time
I’ll never have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girl’s got going and we had a munch
I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time
I’ll never have a liquid lunch

Baby, I can call the pharmacy
They’ll bring something up, something up tout suite
Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill
With some kind of magic pill

I just can’t apologize
For what I did to myself
My bed’s an ocean liner
And I can’t call for help

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girl’s got going and we had a munch
I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time
I’ll never have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girl’s got going and we had a munch
I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time
I’ll never have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girl’s got going and we had a munch
I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time
I’ll never have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girl’s got going and we had a munch
I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time
I’ll never have a liquid lunch