Alright Buddy are you ready I am ready (I am friend)
When I was broke and blue I gave advice to you you're a real good friend
You helped me pay the rent I charged you ten percent oh you're a real good friend
When I was sick ol' scout I took your girl friend out on me you can depend
Oh what a power you were I even married her and you're a real good friend
Have a cigar or two that's mighty nice of you you're a real good friend
Don't stand too close to me cause it might glow up you see you're a real good friend
I borrowed your car last night you brought it back alright
Smashed from end to end (what a wreck)
I may have heard the crash I filled it up with gas you're a real good friend
(I tell you Buddy that if I need a friend again
Knowing you like I do I'm gonna buy a dog
Well knowing you like I do you'd better buy yourself a dozen dogs)
I sang a song you wrote you sang it note for note you're a real good friend
I think it will be a hit so I put my name on it oh you're a real good friend
Let's sing a sweet duet we'll make a team I'll bet and let our voices blend
I'll sing the melody I'll sing the harmony
We're both real good friends oh yeah we're both real good friends