The whole world is watching me
As I light up the TV screen
My life's a parade
But I've got it made
I hope everyone will see

I want my ratings to go up
I hope you all wish me luck
I'll act like I care
About your welfare
And I'll pretend I'll stay in touch

I want to be on your good side
I've got nowhere else to hide
Everything that you hear
May not be sincere
At least my voice is amplified

I think my credibility has gone away
The colors on your television will turn gray
I'll make a living while i exploit everyone
I never thought this way of life would be so fun

Please come onto my talk show
I'll share everything I know