It started with a song that almost didn't come from wishing
She's got a pink Volkswagen
And a husband that went to prison

She's not your normal mom
She likes to sing along to Punk Rock songs

She doesn't sleep so good anymore, but she's still smiling
Her anxiety is a bitch, and there's no denying

That she's overwhelmed
Just not herself

Hey Diane, (Diane) everything is gonna be just fine
You're gonna have an amazing life
(Diane) I know you're gonna conquer the world
Hey Diane, (Diane) you're a shooting star, a wish come true
And no matter what you do
(Diane) I know you're gonna conquer the world
Hey Diane

She's everything you'd imagine a good friend should be
She won my heart when she fixed the zipper
On my Frank Turner hoodie

Sometimes she feels so sad
I tell her it's not so bad

Hey Diane, (Diane) everything is gonna be just fine
You're gonna have an amazing life
(Diane) I know you're gonna conquer the world
Hey Diane, (Diane) you're a shooting star, a wish come true
And no matter what you do
(Diane) I know you're gonna conquer the world
Hey Diane

Sometimes the future's so uncertain
Like it was when we first met
Who knows what's behind the curtain
Everybody's got regrets

And I don't know what I'd do without you
You can always count on me
I'm on your side for the rest of our lives

Hey Diane, (Diane) everything is gonna be just fine
You're gonna have an amazing life
(Diane) I know you're gonna conquer the world
Hey Diane, (Diane) you're a shooting star, a wish come true
And no matter what you do
(Diane) I know you're gonna conquer the world