I almost got drunk at school at fourteen
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut, with much bigger breastes
I almouts dropped down to move to L.A.
Where I was almout famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't count it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would`ve loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
'Cause I almost got bopped for a fight with a thug
'Cause he almost made off with the bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on, 'cause you ran away
And I wish I wouldn've had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't count it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin'
And now I'm destinated to spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too

Here I go, thinking 'bout all the things
I could have done
I'm gonna need a forklift
'Cause all the baggage weighs a ton
(Baggage weighs a ton)

I know we had our problems
I can`t remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can`t fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then
I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't count it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin'
And now I'm destinated
To spend my time missing you

And I almost had you
(Almost had you)
Almost had you
I almost wish you would loved me too
(Wish you would've love me too)