[Betelgeuse]
There's gonna be a
Good old-fashioned wedding
With some dancing and un-deading
With a cover-band is cranking
And the age gap will be upsetting
When I finally say I do
I'll be alive and born anew
And I'll be boring just like you
Oh boy, I'm on my way!

Being dead sucks
Rent me a tux
I wanna look like a million bucks
BJ'S getting married

[Lydia]
Hey Beetlejuice, I'm going to the Netherworld!

[Betelgeuse]
What?

[Lydia]
Classic bait and switch!
Oldest trick in the book!

[Charles]
Lydia! No!

[Betelgeuse]
No, no, no!
Why does everyone keep leaving me!?
Okay, new plan
You're all gonna die

Today!