Well it makes no sense at all
Explain you anything
Baby I know you're clever
But sometimes you're a dumb dumb thing

I stood there next to you
Thinking why you put me down
Your words have no control
When they burst right of your mouth

But then you told me something
I don't wanna hear again, you said
Maybe you shouldn't talk to a drunk man.

You behave just like a kid
And you're driving me insane
If only you could notice
How your jokes are oh so lame

All your charms come to an end
And God knows what I fear
I'll have to go home with you
When you stink like beer

But then you told me something
I don't wanna hear again, you said
Maybe you shouldn't talk to a drunk man.

But then I told you something
I believe you'll understand, I said
It's very hard to sleep with a drunk man.