Where were you born? What is your sign?
I can't ignore stars aren't aligned
And my horoscope just let me know
Don't do shit today, just stay in bed and let it go

Everythin' was goin' great
Then Mercury ran into retrograde, yeah
What a beautiful mess we made
When Mercury went into retrograde

(La, la, la) I think I'm going insane
(La, la, la) and my emotions got the best of me
(La, la, la) everybody stay away
'Cause I hate, I hate retrograde

I don't wanna make a decision, I've got blurry vision
My car broke down on the 405, got no transmission
I broke my television, electronics are trippin'
My boyfriend tried to comfort me and I told him: Listen
I don't know what to do, so I'll blame it on the Moon
Yes, I'm in a bad mood, so sorry if I'm rude
It's not in my head, read it on the Internet
Feels like life or death, you can't save me, don't waste your breath

Everythin' was going great
Then Mercury ran into retrograde, yeah
What a beautiful mess we made
When Mercury went into retrograde (yeah)

(La, la, la) I think I'm goin' insane (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(La, la, la) and my emotions got the best of me (yeah)
(La, la, la) everybody stay away
'Cause I hate, I hate retrograde

Where were you born? (Born) What is your sign? (Sign)
I can't ignore (ignore), stars aren't aligned (oh)
And my horoscope, just let me know
Don't do shit today, just stay in bed and let it go