Well There's A Rumour That's A-Going Around,
There's Lots Of People Trying To Put Me Down,
But I Don't Let That Bother Me.

I Guess I'm Not The Worrying Kind,
I Kind Of Like To Leave The Trash Behind,
But They're All Ganging Up On Me.

So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
If I Have The Chance I'll Use It.
So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
The Boys Have Come, So I'll Prove It.

It's Been A Very Disappionting Year,
Didn't Get The Money And My Rent's In Arrear,
And Now The Boys Have Come Round To See.

It's Not The Fact That There's Something Wrong,
I've Been Around, This Time That Long.
But Now I Guess It's Time To See.

So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
If I Have The Chance I'll Use It.
So Where's The Show?
I've Got To Know.
The Boys Have Come, So I'll Prove It.

So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
If I Have The Chance I'll Use It.
So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
The Boys Have Come, So I'll Prove It.

Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?
I've Got To Know.

Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?
I've Got To Know.

Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?