For an eternity
I voyaged cross the sea
To a land of eternal sunshine
A man without a hand
Called it Uzbekistan
Smiled at me with a toothless grin

He said he could show me the way
But there’s always a price to pay

To the pirates of Uzbekistan
Who sail the seas of the shifting sands
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
From Aral Sea to Samarkand
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land

For a piece of eight
Hе opened up the gatеs
And we sailed to the other side
We dodged some cannon fire
And murderers for hire
Till we found where the treasures hide

In the depths of the Registan
We stole the gold and we drank the rum

To the pirates of Uzbekistan
Who sail the seas of the shifting sands
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
From Aral Sea to Samarkand
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land

Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan is a pirate land

We can never go to Uzbekistan
Unfortunately we've been banned
The President didn’t like this song
We've been sentenced to die at the break of dawn

To the pirates of Uzbekistan
Who sail the seas of the shifting sands
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
From Aral Sea to Samarkand
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan is a pirate land