It's great to be unemployed
It's fun for a girl and a boy
It's great to be unemployed
And if you didn't guess it, we're unemployed

It's great to be out of work
I sit around the house in an undershirt
I'm waiting for some government check
And I've seen every single Star Trek

It's great to be out of a job
I look, act, and smell like a slob
I get spaghetti on my T-shirt
And friends say, "c'mon, get it together"

It's great to be unemployed (IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT!)
It's great to be unemployed (IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT!)
It's great to be unemployed (IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT!)
And if you didn't guess it, we're overjoyed