Hi there, you're the latest jester
Added to our beta testers
Wipe that silly frown away
Cause there's no need to be depressed here
Floating eyes and smiling teeth
Ringmaster of insanity
Please don't rag at the fact that this place hijacks your humanity

This new home feels like a prison
Even though he says it isn't
I don't know what to believe in
Gonna make me crazy

Why is this happening?
And what am I doing here?
And how am I ever gonna get out of this fucking place?
Wait, what the hell was that?
I can't take this anymore
My God, this whole wacky world just makes me wanna fucking scream

Come with me there's lots to teach ya
The gang'll just love to meet ya
Let's go on some goofy aah adventures I made just for you so
Eat this goop, it's green and slimy
Look at that, we're teeny tiny
Let's surf pipes of different types
Inside a desktop from the ninety's

When our purpose starts to fade
We'll feel our minds decay
Our memories become so distant
Soon we all will be erased
Abstracted and displaced
Can't comprehend our own existence

Stranded for eternity
Stuck eating food that's 3D
We can't be trapped here can we?
Sorry to burst your bubble but you will be

Why is this happening?
And what am I doing here?
And how am I ever gonna get out of this fucking place?
Wait, what the hell was that?
I can't take this anymore
My God, this whole wacky world just makes me wanna fucking scream

The new member of the band (can't escape don't even try)
Pawn in someone else's hand (just loop up omnipresent eyes)
Feel like Alice here (are stalking you and taunting you)
In this forsaken wonderland (to watch as you decay and die so)
Please, tell me it's just a dream (don't deceive, or run, or flee)
That it's not all that it seems (just listen to the king or he)
This whole wacky world just makes me want to fucking scream (will cast you to the zoo below with those like you who try to leave)