I love that one
Four, three, one, two, three, four

Got a whiskey-drinkin' fever that I cannot shake
And those girls downtown are more than I can take
High-waisted rockies and the sailor's mouths
And the boys in the back of the bar scream loud

Oh, whiskey river take me home

And I smell like cologne and cigarettes
But I ain't found a lady or a bar fight yet
I'll wait around just to stir shit up
That whiskey river flowin' ain't ever enough

Oh, whiskey river take me home

'Cause I'm a heavy-drinkin', hard-hittin' good ol' boy
There ain't a man in this county that can keep me employed
Can't stay sober past 11 AM
My breath smells like my regrets again

Oh, whiskey river take me home

I had a woman in Wisconsin and a woman in Maine
But they told me that they'd never love a man so insane
I head to Oklahoma with the flask and a comb
Do my best to find another place I can roam

Oh, whiskey river take me home

There was no one in town that would give me a ride
So I waited for my heavy drunkenness to subside
Stole a pick-up truck from a gas station pump
I pray to the Lord for a run of good luck

Oh, whiskey river take me home

Yeah