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The show is about to begin
This show has been rated X
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There will be glorious and horrific
Displays of humanity
There will be great triumphs
And devastating tragedies

Undyind love and unyielding heartache
Unspeakable acts of cruelty
Campassionate acts of kindness

There will be crushing defeats
And glorious achievements

Critics worldwide give this
Five stars and call it show
Beautiful