Been thinking about a vacation trip to the pacific northwest?
Well, those are just a few of the sounds of the this big country
We think sounds are about the best way of communicating there is
So, we've assembled a collection of typical sounds of the pacific northwest
Now sit back and listen

Creatures have taken over my house
They want my food and my skin and my time
Little frogs are ok but the slugs on the rug
Are trying to all send me out of my mind
There's no place else that I can go
The only thing I can turn to is
Rock 'n' roll pest control
A-wha-ho a-wha-ho wha-ho
Rock 'n' roll pest control

Little kids bring zucchinis and stay all day
And then truck drivers follow me home
I'm expecting a guy from the pg&e
While a friend, of a friend, of a friend's on the phone
These last few weeks have taken their toll
I'm convinced that I have to resort to
Rock 'n' roll pest control
A-wha-ho a-wha-ho wha-ho
Rock 'n' roll pest control
A-wha-ho a-wha-ho wha-ho
Rock 'n' roll pest control

Now the Sun's so hot and it never rains
And there's mormons knocking at the door
My melons are grey in the refrigerator
And something's gone through the kitchen floor
I wanna create my own little black hole
And I know how to do it, I'm gonna use
Rock 'n' roll pest control
A-wha-ho a-wha-ho wha-ho
Rock 'n' roll pest control

Rock 'n' roll pest control
A-wha-ho a-wha-ho wha-ho
Rock 'n' roll pest control
Yeah, rock 'n' roll pest control
Wha-ho, rock 'n' roll pest control