Just a casual thing
Not really worth a mention
Didn't hurt a bit
Didn't hurt a bit

But if you didn't mind
Can we change the subject now?
Didn't hurt a bit
Really didn't hurt a bit

And after all, I'm a man of the world
People come to me 'cause I know the score

And if you see the gang
Say I'm a free man
Be sure to tell 'em
It didn't hurt a bit

Just a bit of fun
Didn't alter a thing
Didn't hurt a bit
That's an end to it

In another week
I won't remember the name
But it's all the same
Didn't hurt a bit

My appearance isn't what you surmise
It's just a piece of grit that got in my eye

Whatever you do
Whatever you know
Well I'll put up straight
It didn't hurt a bit

Lots of rumours flying 'round
Plans to decieve
It's my word against hers
Who are you going to believe?

Just a casual thing
Not really worth a mention
Didn't hurt a bit
Didn't hurt a bit

But if you didn't mind
Can we change the subject now?
Didn't hurt a bit
That's an end to it

And after all, I'm a man of the world
People come to me 'cause I know the score

And if you see the king
Say I'm a free man
But be sure to tell me it didn't hurt a bit

Whatever you do
Whatever you say
Be sure to tell me it didn't hurt a bit

Noooooo!
Noooooo!
Yeaaaaah!