I know it's dumb to say
That you are on my mind
I know it's stupid to dream
That you might think of me as a man

I can loose my own tie knot
I can button up my own pants
I can buy my own cigarettes
I can pluck my own mustache

I read it's lame to wish
That you won't walk out on me
But I'm not embarrassed to sing
Plainly the words "love" and your name

I can pay all my own bills
I can unroll my own tights
I can untuck all I have to untuck
I can weep through my own midnights

I can loose my own tie knot
I can button up my own pants
I can buy my own cigarettes
I can pluck my own mustache

I can pay all my own debts
I can rip off my own tights
I can humiliate myself to your face
I can weep through my own midnights