I got a girl and, buddy, she's smokin' hot
You can find her outside, suckin' dicks in the parkin' lot
It's hard to find a girl with a job anymore
And, ooh, I love my honky tonk whore

She got a tattoo of a dick goin' into her ass
But she buys me badass shit and she pays in cash
She's tongued every taint on that ol' dance floor
And, ooh, I love my honky tonk whore

We can both fuck her, but it ain't the same
'Cause I'm the only one who knows her real name
We've both seen her get down on her knees
Unlike you, she sucks mine for free
And, ooh, I love my honky tonk whore
Ooh, I love my honky tonk whore

Call me crazy, but I think she's the shit
It's practice with you, but it's game time when she's on my dick
She's got a discount card at the dildo store
And, ooh, I love my honky tonk whore

We can both fuck her, but it ain't the same
'Cause I'm the only one who knows her real name
We've both seen her get down on her knees
Unlike you, she sucks mine for free
Ooh, I love my honky tonk whore
Ooh, I love my honky tonk whore

We can both fuck her, but it ain't the same
'Cause I'm the only one who knows her real name
We've both seen her get down on her knees
Unlike you, she sucks mine for free
Ooh, I love my honky tonk whore
Ooh, I love my honky tonk whore
Ooh, I love my honky tonk whore
Ooh-ooh-ooh, I love my honky tonk whore

Suck my dick