On my couch with a joint and a beer
She don't like it, I don't care
She gets pissed and I tell her, chill
She gets mad again

Fightin', fuckin', fartin' till the end
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it all again
Fightin', fuckin', fartin' through the night
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it in the light

She throws a punch then we roll into bed
Rips a fart then gives me head
Pound for awhile then I let one rip
Then we fight again

Fightin', fuckin', fartin' till the end
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it all again
Fightin', fuckin', fartin' through the night
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it in the light

Same old sock and it ain't gonna end
Cause I'm full of gas and semen
Pull my finger, out comes the fart
And then she screams again

Fightin', fuckin', fartin' till the end
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it all again
Fightin', fuckin', fartin' through the night
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it in the light
Then we'll wake up and we'll do it in the light