i am the great mighty poo
and im going to throw my shit at you
a huge suply of thish
come from my chcolate star fish
how about some scat you little twat

do you realy think u'll servive in here
you dont seem to know which creek your in
sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
how'd you think i keep this lovely grin(ting)
(have some more caviar)

now im getting rather mad
youre like a nggly tiggly shitty little tag nut
when u knock you out with all my bab
im going to take your head and ram it up my but
(your but)
yes my but
(your but??)
thats right my but
(ewwww)
MY BUT!!!!!

(flush noise)
oh you cused squiral look what youve done im flushing im flushing
oh what a world what a world
who'd thought a good little squiral like you could destroy my beautiful claginess
oh im going awwww noooooo arrghhhhhhhhhhh

(now thats what i call bowl movement)
(fart noises)