Hell, I broke my nail on your coffin lid
Tryi'n to get to the beauty within
Oh, yeah, you're gonna be mine
Diggin' a grave while wearin' a skirt
Asking for trouble, gonna get myself hurt
It's fine, you're gonna be mine

Lemme wipe those maggots from your eyes
You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Now my wigs all frizzy and I got a run in my hose
Well, rigor mortis has been kind to you and put you in
That sexy pose

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine
Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine

This transvestite moves by the light
With 6 inch heels and a big flashlight
Oh, yeah, youre gonna be mine
I put you in the back of my Cadillac
Next to my lingerie and the tire Jack
Oh, yeah, youre gonna be mine

Lemme wipe those maggots from your eyes
You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Now my wigs all frizzy and I got a run in my, hose
Well, rigor mortis has been kind to you and put you in
That sexy pose

Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine
Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine