My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart, hmm
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet your my favorite work of art, oh

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak are you smart?
But, don't, baby, no, don't you change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, stay, little valentine, stay
Each day's valentine's day
Hmm

Oh, is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little bit weak?
When you open it to speak are you smart?
(Oh, are you smart?)
But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, stay, little valentine, stay
Each day is valentine's day

Valentine's day
Valentine's day
Yay