Lying all alone
Next to my cellphone
And an Ice-cream cone
Is a tiny piece of toast
Staring at me
Looking angry
wait just a second, eh
How does that thing have eyes?
Creepy Toast
Staring at me
Creepy Toast

What are you plotting now?
As I creep closer
It gets angrier
It looks like Big Al
Wait that doesn't rhyme at all
It stares at me
Wait just a second, eh
Is this thing checking me out?

Creepy Toast
Staring at me
Creepy Toast
Why don't you just go
Hey you
It cries out to me
Why don't you eat me?
I am perfectly tasty!
And I'll steal your soul!

Creepy Toast
Staring at me
Creepy Toast
What are you plotting now?