Verso 1

I'm just a little pony,
Working in the funfair,
Life has never been easy,
That's not life, that's a nightmare...

I've never seen a prairie,
Never seen - a tree,
Be the judge you're about to ride me,
Is it touch, I don't do it...

They could do the slip with you,
And what the groom may not of touched,
Forced to turn around a pick,
Bet your really just like me.

Verso 2

I'm just a little pony,
Working in the funfair,
Life has never been easy,
That's not life, that's a nightmare...

I've never seen a prairie,
Never seen - a tree,
Be the judge you're about to ride me,
Is it touch, I don't do it...

I'm just a little pony,
I've never seen a prairie,
They could do the slip with you,
Is it touch I still decree,

They could do the slip with you,
And what the groom may not of touched,
Forced to turn around a pick.