She used to call me baby
I thought she was such a lady
But my, how things have changed
Since times moved on.

I gave her my last dollar
And now all she'll do is holler
Oh, my life has become
A country song .

I've learned she can resist me
By the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night
With that cold cream on.

Sometimes I might feel frisky
But these days it's just too risky.

Chorus:
It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long.
All day long
It goes on and on.

If a tree fell in the forest, she didn't hear it,
Would I still be wrong?
I guess I should admit it
She ain't never gonna quit it.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long.

Man I remember when her eyes
Used to be so blue and shiny
God you oughta see
What's happened to her hiney
(Her what?) her hiney.

Man that thing is big enough
To land a small plane on.
(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya
I used to roll her in the clover, (Mmm, hmm)
But Thank God those days are over, (Halleluiah!)

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long
All day long
She goes all day long.

If some day they drop the big one,
I'd say sweet Jesus,
She's gonna finally leave me alone.

It's alright if we say it
'Cause the radio won't play it.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long
It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long.