Laura: I can't believe it's Christmas!
I think I'm finally gettin' something
Can't believe it's Christmas,
My favorite time of year!
Percy: I can't believe it's Christmas!
Been dreaming of a sugar-plum thing
Can't believe it's Christmas,
Oh, boy! It's finally here!

Dinkletown children: Ho, ho! Away we go!
With rosey cheeks and hearts aglowin'
Hey, hey! Our favorite day!
It makes us want to cheer!

Percy: Yo, ho! We love the snow!

Li'l Pea: At least we know we won't be mowing!

Dinkletown children: Ya, hey! We're glad to say
That Christmas time is here!

We can't believe it's Christmas!
Been waiting for a million hours
Can't believe it's Christmas,
Oh what a nifty day!

We can't believe it's Christmas!

Lenny: Took 14,018 showers!

Dinkletown children: Can't believe it's Christmas!
And now it's time to play!

We can't believe it's Christmas!
We think we're finally gettin' something
Can't believe it's Christmas,
Our favorite time of year!

We can't believe it's Christmas!
Been dreaming of a sugar-plum thing
Can't believe it's Christmas,
Oh, boy! It's finally...

George: Oi, my spine-ly!

Dinkletown children: Boy, it's finally here!