(Celebrity?)
Worldwide superstar, running out of mileage
Can't sleep, 2 a.m., I don't really mind it
Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick
(I'm your favorite sidekick)
Fake smile, run it back, guess I've never tried it
OC, double dose, off the psilocybin
Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick
(I'm your favorite sidekick)

A-a-a-all dressed up, nowhere to be, ever
I could rot, let's do it together
(Hey, what's up?) Voicemail, think you're so clever
Shut up, come on (Yeah, it's now or never)
Black Docs, white socks, 2014 cliché
I'm bored, aux cord, let me be the DJ
We're so right 'bout everything that we say
We're so cool (Bratmobile on the B-way)
(Best friend ever)

And I've been eating toothpaste
'Cause you gave me toothaches
And this could go two ways now
I think you drank my Kool-Aid
And I've been up for two days
Why are the things that you say always in my mouth? (Uh-oh!)

Worldwide superstar, running out of mileage
Can't sleep, 2 a.m., I don't really mind it
Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick
(I'm your favorite sidekick)
Fake smile, run it back, guess I've never tried it
OC, double dose, off the psilocybin
Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick
(I'm your favorite sidekick)

It's the new wave of the future

I can feel pain all around me
But I know it's never gonna be mine
Pick a date and we can kill some—
Pick a date and we can kill some time
You can find me in the middle of nowhere
Everybody's dying but I guess it's alright
I told you everything was gonna be—
I told you everything was gonna be fine

(Worldwide superstar, running out of milage)
(Can't sleep, 2 a.m., I don't really mind it)
(Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick)
(Fake smile, run it back, guess I've never tried it)
(OC, double dose, off the psilocybin)
(Ring-ring, pick it up, I could be your sidekick)