I'm sorry Ashley that you saw it through the window
That you saw it through the window when you were standing on the grass
Of the frat that we had went to, but we didn't leave together
'Cause upstairs it was Jacquelyn, and well she had other plans
I'm sorry Ashley, but what can be said?
'Cause I know just one thing that I like better than sex
And maybe I was dropped on my head when I was a child

'Cause I like making pretty girls cry
I like making pretty girls cry

And I'm sorry Jacquelyn, I really tried to make it happen
I really tried to move my fingers in a way that I thought you'd like
And I don't need to tell ya, I didn't know what I was doin'
Have mercy on a virgin, he's only seventeen
I'm sorry Jacquelyn, but what can be done?
'Cause screwing up a good thing was always too much fun
But I can get off on your eyes when you kiss me goodbye

'Cause I like making pretty girls cry
Like making pretty girls cry

And I don't know why
I don't know why
I don't know why
I don't know why
I like makin' pretty girls cry
Like makin' pretty girls cry