Misery is funny
‘Cause misery is nothing
And nothing is funnier than nothing
Yeah

And misery is hungry
The souls are what it eats
It devours all your insides and leaves you
Lighter than the breeze

And misery is money
As money ties you down
But there's nowhere I'd rather be
When it starts to smack me around

‘Cause I like it
I like it
Stop what you’re doin’ to me
I like it

And misery loves company
And I love misery
We’ll take out a second mortgage
We’ll start a little family
And everyone will be miserable
And everyone will sing together
I know there's something wrong with me
But I hope I never get better

‘Cause I like it
I like it
Stop what you’re doin’ to me
I like it

I like it