Calling out everybody cross the nation
I'm getting ready for some special education

I used to mingle with the scum
While working hard on my bubblegum
I used to do a lot of dumb
I never got my homework done
I need some motivation get some inspiration to keep on learning a all
A little fine detention just some intervention is what I'm learning for

Callin' out everybody cross the nation
I'm getting ready for some special education

Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to rock
Special education
Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to fuck
Special education!

I ran a cryon to my teacher
She said ill see what i can do
She said that after school ill meet ya
And you'll learn a thing or two
She said the main ingredient is your real opinion
made it hurt real good a while
she took me by the glance to the promised land
Where id pass my test in style
And now I'm dressing up in vinyl
I'm getting ready for my final
Calling out everybody cross the nation
Im getting ready for some special education
Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to rock
Special education
Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to fuck
Special education!

I'm just a bad little boy with some special needs

this special ed is gonna blow my head
down on my knees please please please
Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to rock
Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to fuck
Special education!

Callin' out everybody cross the nation
I'm getting ready for some special education
well come on, give me some, I'm so dumb
Special education!
Well come on, I'm so dumb, give me some
Special education!