Crazy witchdoctor threw me a bone
Hit me in the face on the way back home
Ran really fast but who woulda reckoned
Changed to a horse in the next one second

Hair on my body, down to my feet
With a big long tail and an arse full of meat
Four strong legs and well toned trunk
I'm hung like a horse, a true blue hunk

Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva
With ribbons in my mane and glitter on my hooves
Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva
The local steed hotties pulling all the moves

Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva
Ka-razy pony bitches chompin' on my bit
Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva
Yeah checkin' all the foals as they hit my shit

It's not fair I had a date
You're gonna make me very late
He's really hot, he has a car
I've shaved my face, I've stuffed my bra
I am a horse

Take this eye of newt for your charm collection
Just please save me quick from this giant horse erection

Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva
It's not so bad you'll never be lonely
Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva
Everyone wants to be friends with a pony

Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva
Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva
Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva
Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva