You couldn't be cuter,
Plus that you couldn't be smarter,
Plus that intelligent face you have
A disgraceful charm for me
You couldn't be keener,
You look so fresh from the cleaner
You are the little grand slam
I'll bring to my family
My ma will show you an album of me
That I'll bore you to tears
And you'll attract all the relatives
We have dodged for years and years
And what'll they tell me?
Couldn't be sweeter couldn't be better
They'll say you couldn't be nicer
Exactly, what'll they tell me?
Couldn't be smoother,
Couldn't be surer than you are!